by Joseph Knoop
The first trailer for Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has arrived courtesy of CBM Trailers, and fans may feel like asking quite a few questions. Like, why are the turtles seven feet tall? Why do they look like they've been hitting up steroids rather than a pizza? Didn't Megan Fox mouth off on Michael Bay, barring her from his future projects? Why do I feel like we're about to get some mutant dubstep version of the Turtle Rap?
Watch it here:
The film will also star William Fichtner as the Shredder, Will Arnett as April O'Neil's cameraman, and Danny Woodburn as Splinter.
Wait...Whoopi Goldberg is in this, too?
Whatever your feelings, Bay's film will be debuting in theaters soon, according to the trailer.
What are your thoughts? Will your childhood forever be tarnished, or is Bay an appropriate choice for the source material?
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Photo Credit: IGN
